I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
I'm Melissa.
I read psychology books for fun.
I like to knit.
I drink Dr. Pepper like nobody's business.
I hate Arlington, Texas with a passion.
I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
I'm kind of a big deal.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
The Drink is a Lie (Portal cocktail)
Ingredients:
Cheap BeerDirections: This is more of a fun joke to pull on someone than an actual drink. Start getting a Martini glass. Put some Fancy garnish on it. Get a cheap beer from the fridge. Pour it into the fancy-made glass while the customer sees it and serve. Tell the customer that of course there is beer in it, as the drink was a lie.
Great idea and photography by Scrollbar.dk.
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